I'm out!
*slams money on kitchen table*

I wrote Frances McDormand's acceptance speech.

Knowing Japan I'm surprised their pussies weren't pixelated.

I can't really think of a better actor than Idris Elba to play James Bond. Maybe Cookie Monster, but I think he is too Sesame Street.

He's not as sexist, and apparently not as "street" either.

The Past and the Furious

It needed more shots of them sitting on a couch disputing the taxation of trade routes.

I guess Wishbone is the one PBS animal that is still alive. My parents always remind me that he lives on a farm upstate.

I like how Jon is driving a British vehicle for that joke to work.

Two Detective

Meanwhile Ernie Hudson is crashing weddings as well, trying to eat as much free food as he possibly can so he won't starve.