Two things that generally don’t come to mind when I think about Honda: incentives and powertrain warranty issues.

What’s this guy doing in here?

In a way, you have to admire how they managed to go from manly, to manlier, to manliest to MENTAL, to EFFING LIVID and, finally, RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Please tell me he was not the guy that hugged the white Silverado 2500.

She didn’t just not notice she now had an Infiniti instead of a Nissan, she didn’t notice she was now driving a fucking crossover instead of a compact sedan.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

“My Infiniti is ready to pick up? Sweet!”

Lucid: “It would be irresponsible to start moving earth or start anything until we have a financial runway to execute that professionally and with absolute integrity.” 

In a different class.

Yeah, okay

Getting your moped run over and then immediately getting to watch the idiot responsible drive his car into a river has to be the epitome of mixed feelings.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Chris Blewitt

What?

Neutral: How Can Chinese Brands Become Successful In America?

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

“I’d like NASCAR if they raced on road courses, and used production-based cars, and had a few endurance races, and less overt patriotism.”