Once again we find that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. Even though this happened in Japan this reminder is still relevant:

Why waste a plastic bottle when you can wrap your lips directly around the faucet? Save the planet! Spread your germs! Kill your gums!

That’s my patented system I call “TapFinity.” Patent-pending.

I’ve heard of these things called glasses, or tumblers, that one can put under something else called a tap. Apparently, this was used by primitive people to get water.

You know what also lowers plastic bottle consumption? Drinking plain water out of a reusable, non-plastic bottle.

This is true in all the other events too, right? Wasn’t there an article here about a cross country skier who got carried on the shoulders of his competitors after he finished in twice the time of the victor? I remember in past Winter Olympics rich folks representing Dominica and places like that?

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

The head of Russia’s curling federation suggested Krushelnitckii had food or drink spiked with the drug, possibly by Russia’s political enemies.

Thanks for the correction. Somehow forgot about that, probably because this just felt so much more hilarious.

this is not first doping bust of the 2018 Olympics. That title goes to speedskater from Japan Kei Saito.

I will be honest, I did not expect the first doping bust of the Olympics be from curling. And in a weird way I found my respect for it increased because of it.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

“Why do we need a video game, for example, that encourages people to kill people? Whether it’s lyrics, whether it’s TV shows, whether it’s movies, I’m asking the producers of these products, these video games and these movies, ask yourselves what redemptive value, other than shock value, other than the hope you’ll…

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Wait a second! That’s not a nipple!!

Please, he’s a Winter Olympics athlete. It’s cold out there.

Not sure if this is his text or Donald Trump’s twitter account.

Don’t forget his balls!

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.