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Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

I must go, my poople need me.

The Crapture.

Eau de humanity

So long, and thanks for all the shit.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Wow the shit really hit the fan there.

it would not get as much attention, but that’s likely not the point

Now playing

I’m linking this clip with the caveat that Kamiyah has been traumatized, she clearly and justifiably has a lot of anger, and this is a reality show. So, it’s not all 100% truth.

Hard situation for all involved. The daughter who had her life torn apart and now has to watch the woman she knew as her mother be jailed for 18 years, the biological mother who suffered the loss of her child while still recuperating from giving birth, and yes even the faux mother who by all accounts raised Kamiyah

I look forward to the MRA manbabies crying of the fact that the giant, sentient wall of meat that was the protagonist in Gears of War 1 through 4 is being replaced by a female supporting character as the protagonist for this game.

I’m not as innocent as you and will fully admit that I have seen dinosaur porn. It was more funny to me than erotic, but I don’t want to trash on somethings others might enjoy. They can have that, and I’ll stick to stuff more to my taste:

B E E T U S!!!

Opened that trailer just to immediately downvote it.

In a conference that was already the dullest EA has ever had, that onstage match they had for this C&C was like hitting a new rock bottom.

“All she got was a year? Like...she could’ve destroyed these guys lives. They could’ve just as easily ended up in prison over this lie. Their reputations, their scholarships, all gone over a white woman’s lie to....attract another guy? And all she got was a year?”

Yup. Fuck former judge Aaron Persky.

What this woman did hurt two innocent black men, AND hurt actual victims of abuse, a lot of who are afraid to speak out because they don’t want to be painted as liars peddling false allegations.