Grains. Ruining civilization since the birth of, um... civilization.

I've looked into it. It turns out my body doesn't have modes. Apparently i'm a human, not some sort of robot or something.

The resistivity of copper at liquid nitrogen temps is approx 0.2x10-8 ohm-m. A superconductor with a transition temperature above 77K has a resistivity of 0. That difference becomes significant when you get into large conductors and long distances.

Superconductors (in a superconducting state) do not have "insanely low electrical resistance" but rather ZERO resistance.

In California Alkalines are not allowed to be thrown in the trash (also Japan and the EU). In many other states they are. Presumably they haven't had any significant amounts of mercury or other toxic heavy metals in 20 years, but the rules never changed.

mold != stale

Wrong. The pumpkin keg is indeed a keg, and a mighty fine one at that.