Merry Christmas! But aren't we your loved ones?

An excellent attorney and insurance policy - $28,560

A one of a kind gal who once took her top off and can never seem to get it back on again. Also, one can't help but think that she only did it to get with Sean Connery.

Lord, I was born a Ram Van man

You are a cock juggling thundercunt and you can kindly shove a 12" dildo down your fucking throat and leave.

And thanks to syndication, we can watch that first Charger jump from here to Infiniti.

Yes, yes it is

Without question, the best car-stume ever was the ΔΤΧ's Cake with a deathmobile baked inside of it.

What, we're just letting in any potato-based shrapnel now? Fucking tater tots? What madness is this? Why not go full retard and add potato cakes, since the mouth breathers slinging roast beef at Arby's think they are appropriate dinner fare? Shit, this is anarchy. Why even draw the line? Potato skins! Why the fuck…

Hands down.

When will people stop dumping their loads on Brest.

Ty Rod

I'm torn. On one hand I have the holy grail 1964 250 GTO. A car that I have lusted after since I was a kid. The rear bulges over the wheels, the shark gills, the face of the car, long hood containing a bitch of an engine that when it's running at full throttle sings a song that delivers instant wood.

look at all these phillistines NOT taking a moment to gawk at the car so good they named it after the company founder. Bah

My vote is for the DeLorean DMC-12. And here's why.

That is how many times it gets passed on the highway per hour.

I love my car because it's my freedom device. If I feel like relaxing and listening to music, I take it out for a spin. Not going anywhere in particular, just because I love driving it. I've heard people complain about the ride being rough and the steering being too sensitive. I happen to enjoy the ride, and being…

So THAT'S what happened! Some asshole didn't turn off their portable electronic device!