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Except that aircooled motor came out in 1966....

Watch that Lancia Versus AUDI film and say that...  The Grand Tour has been some of their best work, accomplished with an Amazon budget and without the weird politics of the BBC.

Show me on this doll where the socialism hurt you

Summary of current Jalopnik:

You’re thinking of the old, dead Jalopnik my friend; the one you and I started reading a long time ago.

Cyber truck does not yet exist for purchase, just pre-order like this truck and knowing that Elon’s inability to understand cars are hard to build even when you use just flat plates of material, the price and actual time to market will be wholly different than his pie in the sky promises.

Jalopnik sucks so bad now. Some other article was saying we shouldn't reproduce anymore because children are the largest cause of emissions. Yes Jalopnik let's get rid of all the people 

The automotive equivalent of this.

Please just keep in mind that the last Supra.. in stock form, wasn’t that great of a car. That’s this cars real benchmark.. not the legend the tuned versions have created.

They suck. Especially in the mountains. Motorboating from hell. Highlighted by the embarrassingly weak engines Subaru still pawns off on people.

“Sometimes I can eat a whole pizza while watching Marie Kondo and I feel gross afterwards, but pizza tastes so good.”

“When I lose control bad things happen, but it feels good.”

7:1819 is the Nurburgring Lap Time... 

Call me crazy but....   ...I fucking love the look of the Clown Shoe. There's something about it, specially from the rear, that's a fine looking ass if you ask me. I'll own one one day. 

Probably not a popular opinion, but I find the new MB interiors way too fussy and busy. The sarlacc monster air vents and all the LED lighting just seems way too over the top. Much prefer Volvo’s interior - calming and minimalist. And less distraction.

Harley owners have soured me on the brand (seriously, fuck your noise). I won’t be buying an electric Harley for myself or my kid.  The sooner that company dies the better.

Found the perpetrator

The floury part of the Red Vines is what kills that shit for me. It somehow manages to feel MORE artificial than a Twizzler.

I bet people who prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers probably also prefer unsweetened black coffee to enjoyable coffee.