“If you don’t die outright from driving at excessive speeds”

Do they simulate smashing your hand on your wedding day?

$35,000 Harley is slower than a 1979 Honda CBX

You havent had the experience so you cant comment intelligently. I havent seen that band live so I cant comment about the price/value relationship for you. If you love good food, good service, and exceptional wine those restaurants offer all of it at an unbeatable level. I think its foolish to make declarations about…

Harley makes 24 Motorcycles that have a higher staring price than the base 1260 Multistrada. Considering this bike has more performance, power, engineering, styling, and quality than the entire harley range combined, I dont think thats a valid argument. 

Not only that but the original trilogy was good despite the plot holes, cheap production, and ham fisted writing. Its because the story and characters were great. Disney doesnt understand that unless the pixar gun is held to their head.

Its not even close. The prequels had a compelling story and character arc throughout. It was executed poorly but the foundation is there. 7-9 is uninspired dogshit through and through. No new ideas, no arc, no through lines of plot, nothing. Ray’s a nobody, then shes a skywalker, then shes a nobody, then shes a…

Harley needs a Hellcat moment.

Glad Jalopnik stepped up to protect its writers from coronavirus.

If you have ever gone offroad in someone elses Jeep you know how impressive this will look to idiots who buy a Model Y in the first place. I have driven up a moderate fire road in a gal’s Rubicon and she literally thought I was going to total her car. If you showed her this she would probably trade in her Rubicon…

Strategically leaves photo of front of A6 out of post.

Pretty much every bike since 1975 has been able to do 100mph....

I think its absolutely beautiful. Every supercar nowadays looks bloated and over styled. This looks clean, purposeful, and engineered vs styled.....or it looks like a Mosler Consulier....

Considering no owner will ever drive it, not really.

Best soundtrack outside of Tony Hawk

Ive never seen or heard of him finishing a real rally event without crashing. 

Hey how about everyone stop talking about eagle wagons until I get one. You didnt know or care last week, you wont know or care next week. Fuck off and dont E30 my dream car.

Yeah Jalopnik sucks ass. Too busy writing articles about women racers in the 1870s than covering actual motor news within the same week as other sites. Jalopnik all of your staff are full blown libtards would couldnt drive a fucking model train. 

Do you want the racist Trump out of office?

Because Jalopnik lags behind every other form of automotive media by 12-36 hours because they are too busy writing about women who arent racing and living in a city where nobody can/wants to drive....