In Canada, we have the Currency Act, which limits how many coins can be used in one transaction. Also, we ditched those filthy pennies.

You’ve just revealed that you’ve never worked a retail job.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.

I gave up on Walking dead after the prison stuff, and it felt so good. That show was trash. Nothing ever happened.

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

Wait? How can you possibly make the bed while fucking?

I feel people who are adamant about top sheets don’t use duvet covers. Of course nobody uses just the bare comforter/duvet.

Duvet covers protect the comforter just as well but with the bonus of not moving independently from it.

As Emma has clearly illustrated here, the top sheet serves a very specific purpose. The same purpose as the salad fork. That purpose is so that pretentious dicks like Emma can feel a sense of false superiority and look down their noses at normal, reasonable people.

Just a fitted sheet and a comforter and nothing in between, making for a situation that strikes me as gross, uncomfortable and something that should not be seen outside of a freshman dorm.

Where are you people getting your duvet covers? Mine is the same as my fitted sheet: a crisp, cozy percale cotton and it’s wonderful. Buy better duvet covers.

WTF, Megan, you totally can get a 400-threadcount duvet cover. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID AND YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.

oh fuck off you russian troll

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

I believe they genuinely don’t mind the help from the Russians. The true MAGA believers think the Russians actually want to help make America great again, an idea that doesn’t stand up to any sort of intellectual scrutiny, much like the idea that Trump actually wants to do the same.

No offense to the Tampa fan who might read this (if you even exist) but I really want them to relocate to Montreal.

Someone, somewhere is receiving this news with a building flush of wild defiance. “Not this spaceboy”, he thinks. Immediately, the ‘JNCO Reclamation and Refurbishment Project’ begins to form around the edges of his mind. He will not enslave himself in the ball-constricting pants of society. He will build a grand and…

Can you tell us more about your high school sports experiences? I’m riveted.