I know you said “urban” rather than “black”. So did I. Why are you dragging race into this?

I’d call the cops to save Shia LaBeouf before I’d hang out naked with him...

I was thinking drinking the blood of newborns and virgins, but that works too. Satan is definitely involved somewhere, but he needs a long shower afterwards to get the Miller stank off him.

I could easily find Root readers who would laugh at length at poor white republicans who “vote against their own interest” but point out that the “G Code” mentality is detrimental to urban communities and suddenly nobody is laughing.

Well, it sounds like “buffed-up Tom Hardy charges unannounced into a room to wrestle a naked Shia LaBeouf even though LaBeouf is entertaining his similarly naked girlfriend at the time” was indeed a pretty typical evening’s entertainment for LaBeouf and Hardy. Not my idea of a good time, but if it’s their idea of a…

Everytime I see a picture of Stephen Miller I wonder how it’s possible that he’s 16 years younger than I am.

Most of the leading Nazis of WWII were married, and some of their wives were even more fervent Nazis than they were. You can read more here if you want to ruin your day (scroll past the discussion questions). All the Content Warnings, though.

Is it just me startled that Stephen Miller’s reported girlfriend is an adult? My instant word association for “Stephen Miller” and “dating” was “12-year old”.

I feel like so much of this could be solved if these people got the shit beat out of them just once in their younger years. Seriously. I really do.

Shia LaBeouf ate hot sauce, debuted a new, vaguely Southern speaking voice, and reminisced about the time Tom Hardy burst into a room that held a naked LaBeouf and a naked ex-girlfriend, who hid in the kitchen while the two men wrestled. That does not sound like a funny story for her.

I invite you to witness crazy...

Yeah, a standard-size toilet of solid gold would weigh at least 1000 kg. It couldn’t be moved without a forklift. If a couple of people just picked it up and walked off, there’s no way it’s solid gold. Possibly the real golden toilet is locked away in a vault somewhere, and the one on display was a gold-plated…

I think my husband will object to me trying to put a pool float in our bed.

OK, quick story about my father, my teenage self, my friends, and bull semen.

CW: discussion of misogyny, historical oppression of women and AFAB people, homophobia, potentially misgendering terms, r*pe. Apologies to trans men and non-binary AFAB people in particular.

Eh, fair enough. I don’t care enough to read the backstory, so I assumed most of it was from gossip media outlets, who lie like rugs. You seem better informed than me, so I’ll accept you’re right.

A little arrogant to assume you’re the quality to be on the Nobel Prize awarding committee, but I digress.

Yep to the weight of gold. Here’s a picture of the director of Western Australia’s Perth Mint.  That coin?  It’s solid gold and weighs a (literal) tonne.  As in, 1000kg.  2,204lb.  

Oh, btw, she dumped him for his younger, cuter brother.🙂

(ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml)