Everyone that owns a Volt is just a little butt-hurt that no one cares they own a Volt (and that anyone that does care knows it's not an EV and shouldn't be compared with Tesla at all).

It's all Torchinsky's graphics. The man is a genius.

Yeah, and the bright blue isn't nearly as bright as on the original cars. It's bugging me.

'Eyo!

I do! I make all my own graphics. And sometimes, for other writers here. So, thanks!

I don't name my pen. I don't name my phone. I don't name my toilet. I also do not name my cars.

He's not that impressed I think.

::rolls eyes::

This might be your best idea yet Hardigree.

Uhh... did I mention the free lunches? The free lunches are great.

Cool story.

"We've made the next Accord over 43% thinner."

Your train of thought is wrought with fallacies. Congratulations, and well done. The fourth amendment protects you from unreasonable search and seizure. It does NOT protect from this device. Which falls under the classification of pen register trap trace device (and has so for decades, thanks Supreme Court).

Not to…

I'm trying real hard to come up with a joke about frozen sea men...

That guy has a good story. He won entry fees by winning 2nd place in a Porsche club racing championship class for stripped down 944's (hello Stef). He then sets up a crowd-funding effort to raise the money to do a portion of the series. He buys this Chevy Sonic this winter and his only chance to drive it is in the…

If you're going to keep me gray forever I might as well just start posting porno here.

It's a jeep thing, people wouldn't understand

This will go perfect with the Karin Futo and Schyster Fusilade that already reside beneath my Vinewood apt.