Ralph Lauren has earned it pretty well, it must be said...though it's still kinda disturbing that wealth inequality enables this. I have it on good authority that Blake Nordstrom has a hangar with a 1300 car collection outside of Seattle, and that he's also a nice guy, and I even really like his stores! But still. Who…

Admittedly, I have some fear that I will burn up during all my journeys across the ozone layer. However: I am comforted by the fact that the Tesla Model S is the safest car made, which means I will survive the journey with only a few bruises and possibly a skinned knee. So thank you, Steve, and I have just one…

Have you considered an Audi Allroad?

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Not just Cold and Callous... It's angry, It's Growly, It's Typically German.

Try To Convince Me The 2014 Range Rover Isn't Perfect

I wouldn't call it a digital car because, I just returned from l'Hôtel National des Invalides from a Concept Cars exhibition with a new Renault Concept that was unveiled. I certainly think my fellow Jalopniks can enjoy my pictures.

For shits and giggles, here's a shot one night back in October 2008, while we (USS Decatur, and USS Thach) transited the Strait of Hormuz...because flank speed bitches!!!

Who decided to have the space-blanket models wear balaclavas? They look like they're going to an Al Qaeda-sponsored rave or something.

The weird Jalopnik Mazda boner continues.

Funny aside? Frum is a Brazilian manufacturer of brakes.

That's the nerdiest slice of life ever.

Right. The car with the Mini hood and headlights that Mini endorsed.

Here is a close up:

CANNOT. STOP. MY. RAGE. YOU MUST. LEAVE. YOU WILL NOT. LIKE ME. WHEN. I'M. ANGRY....

Two wheels good.

Westy Vanagon, you can just turn around and cook some food while you wait for the traffic to move.

Back in 2010, I had the fortune (or misfortune) of living in an apartment building where I was parked between an R8, GT3RS, and a Gran Turismo. (There was also a Gallardo, 458, C63 Black Series and a fully tuned Evo X, if you like that sort of thing.) I came away from that experience with two conclusions:

Worked as an archaeologist for years in the Southwest. There is a reason the BLM and Dept of Interior have designated offroad locations. Archaeology sites and biologically sensitive areas get destroyed on a weekly basis.