I don't get how there are a ton of interesting things happening in F1 that could be written about, and yet we get this bullshit. Just write about nascar then, nobody was waiting for this article. 

There are so many adds my brand-new 5g phone can't scroll the page. If that doesn't change I'm of jalopnik. 

My reflector fell off and now i use the hole in my bumper to hide my keys when im surfing. What does that say about my personality Doc?

To be fair, the BMW looks like a crematorium from the front. ;)

Eh. MERCEDES CLS wagon. Or Volvo V60 T8 Polestar?

Americans are not really buying smaller cars i guess? Gas us cheap so who cares?Cars in general are more expensive here, but small cars sell pretty good.

If I get a Jalop sticker i”ll drive this from Amsterdam to the ring.

They’ve apparently sold 100 of these, 40 in the Netherlands alone. It was on tv a few weeks ago because they’ve nearly completed road certification and are testing on public roads now. The hard part is the certification, building the thing is not the problem according to the owner.

To be honest, the virtual racing was more exiting then this actual season will be. I could do without these races, and I've been an f1 fan for 35 years.

Pro tip: cleaning the diesel smell of your hands and funnel is impossible right? The only thing that works is Listerine cool mint. Really. 

Let's just do that for two years and see how it goes. I've been watching f1 for 35 years, im ready for a change. (Also, I hate that Renault guy)

If it drives for 10 minutes, there is no reason your 'friend' can't come and pick up the Disco right away. If he/she doesn't, I would drive it straight to the junkyard too. 

I don't get how that works. What if you crash into someone, how does he get paid? In the Netherlands its just not possible to own a car without insurance, you'll get a letter in a week and a fine so high its just not an option. If you have a project car you have to pay to keep on your own property and you're not…

Citroen’s new Mehari Hellcat. (This is a real car by the way, i saw one in France)

If they can remotely disable that grille,  im going to start saving up to buy a second hand m3 in a decade. 

that sounds gnarly, did you make it out alive? 

I hope they survive. Its kind of fun to have all these different types of bikers to me. Choosing a bike is much more personal and less rational than a car. My colleague parks his Harley in the workshop, and its fun to tease him with the amount of oil that thing leaks in a day. He can make fun of my Zero Fxs not being…

You need to put it on a dyno now. For science. 

Thank you for your service.