I like that skateboard mount, sort of like they put wakeboards on a boat rack. Now I will have to make something like that for snowboards on ye olde suv.

This is true. I did a pretty serious trail down some mountians to reach a lake in the French Alps. I have a slightly lifted Grand Cherokee with bigger tires, and had to take it really easy because a lot of the trail was washed out by massive rain and pretty steep.

My very first driving lesson was about as bad as it gets. It’s also a prelude to the rest of my automotive life.

To be fair, even my Jeep doesn’t survive a few years on the trail without some kind of repair or fix. A few days more like it.

Can you run a car on lava though?

Would you like your letter handwritten and delivered, or would you prefer to have Michael Horn read it to you in person?

I just finished reading two 250 page books on Isis, iraq and Syria and I'm still almost as confused as you. Why are we doing this again?

No, but we get a little mad when it’s a hybrid and it’s a fast charging station on the highway. They have an IC engine, and can get home no matter what, I have to now wait for him to finish his lunch before I can charge to get home!

This is dumb, how can you even unplug someone’s car? There are electronic locks on both ends here in Amsterdam. But we have thousands of charging stations here too, so I never have to walk more that 2 minutes to the next one.

Did you know Toyota even makes a minivan called the Isis? I swear this is true.

Here in the Netherlands they have an unmarked golf R, but they actually rebuild it to look like a regular golf. It's like the ultimate sleeper here as a Golf is probably the most common car on our road. It's mean, but you have to give them some credit for thinking of this.

Yeah, that doesn’t look fake at all.

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand...

Hummer

Needs more Orlove

Now would be a good time for my country (the Netherlands) to pull out of this mission. Just say, “poutine has this covered, we’re out. “

So it has cool doors in the back, but toyota camry doors in the front? That’s not right.

I sort of agree with you, you're not crazy.

I just witnesses my 3 year old daughter peeling a boiled egg , by inserting a spoon between the shell and the white. Try it, it’s perfection.

Is that swimming pool heated?