I still hate the Porsche Panamera.

So cool. And it comes with a tent you can attach to the back, so your security guys can camp out.

I can see where this went wrong. I was in Berlin last week, and saw lots of Skoda's with hipsters driving them. Dozens. This hasn't spread to the rest of Europe yet, but I bet Audi is scared shirtless. They must have been so scared that they hired a 50 year old consultant that came up with this brilliant plan.
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I'm sure. Serving the majority doesn't automatically mean it's right though. The majority of US residents doesn't want the new Scirocco R or any of the Audi RS models. So you're not getting those. :)

Cool car. But why still all the nazi stuff Jalopnik? That's a long time ago and you're not even old enough to have been in the war.

Some fiberglass and 4 hubcaps.

Isn't that what a dynamo or alternator is doing already? I do not see a huge market for these. Unless you can go really, really fast on your bicycle and need to charge your Iphone.

In mountain resque they would determine the 'mechanism of injury' to be those rocks. The slope is pretty flat, not steep enough be dangerous at all. Part of the problem is this years thin snowcover in the western Alps. There are so many smaller rocks (sharks) hiding under the thin fresh snow, if you ski into the…

Fabulastic! He will show that to his grandchildren (if animated gifs still exist when he gets out of jail).

Once it lands, you just run and get it. Make sure to unplug the battery before you bring it indoors tho. That's what I would do.

I think I'm probably going to turn the sound off while watching F1 anyway, when they switch to VW Polo engines next year.

I think I'm probably going to turn the sound off while watching F1 anyway, when they switch to VW Polo engines next year.

This is possibly the only AMG I don't want. They may have overdone it a bit.

Exactly. As long as it's running, the running costs will be pretty bad but ok. But at some point (next week), something will break or leak and the cost to keep it running will be so bad that he will be running to the Kia dealership.

"very successful young businesswoman who love European craftsmanship and want to be chauffeured."

Who this?

How is navigating across the atlantic difficult? Isn't it pretty much straight on all the time?

100% right. Even the closed version is dangerous on snow. The wide tires at the rear and short wheelbase means it will spin going straight. Also the traction control blocks the wheel on the inside of the turn, so going around corners is tricky.

I may have been licking too many frogs, but they seem to be driving backwards. This doesn't make any sense to me, is this really possible?

Less bacon for your dollar is not always a bad thing.