Don’t forget Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kaelie, Kalie, Kaylie, Keighley and Anne.

You have never been to college with a Greek life.

Can we blame Ryan Adams for that though? Please? I love Noel Gallagher.

The moment you realize a Taco Bell stop before the game was a bad idea.

[sees surprised expressions] NONONOWAIT, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I was just making a jo-... [sees surprise moph to intrigue] Wait, really? Well yes, I’m Merkle.

I love the sheer confusion of this chick’s face. Like she’s trying to learn a foreign language by having a toucan explain it to her

“Say, you ladies ever heard of Merkle’s Boner?”

The fact that someone has a “bedroom towel” is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read on Gawker media.

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

I don’t mean in any way to belittle your faith, but the frenzy around this Pope Francis is laughable to me, and this article is the perfect microcosm him: Lots of nice-sounding things but a tremendous lack of substantive action. I mean, I don’t suggest that Francis isn’t a good guy, and he certainly seems to offer…

What’s not to like? The fact that he has only paid lip service to doing anything about the child molesters in the church or the fact that he still considers women as second class citizens who can’t become ordained or hold any important positions in the church, or maybe the fact that he still think gay people are going…

So cool that today he said it’s okay for others to discriminate against us gays? Man this pope is so cool.

Gawker sites have, as much as anyone in the sane portion of the country, pimped the Hillary Clinton email non-scandal.

You ever seen the look in a man’s eyes when he has nothing to lose and no hope left? That’s a killing machine. The Browns fans will be left standing on a mountain of corpses.

I had an excellent Philosophy professor who was unfortunately denied the rest of his life due to a horrible accident, but his classes will stick with me for all time.

I’m not sure how widespread some of what I heard was.

The Michigan accent. The insanely long A sound with nasal Y-E combinations in there, to boot. I am born, raised, and live in SE MI. Whenever I hear this creeping into my pronunciation as I get older and older, I hate myself.

But then the Lions’ Eddie Drummond scores a TD on a punt return, disclosing the location of the end zone to the offense.

Never think a Lions fan is overstating Lion futility. It is always worse than you think. Always.

Why ish he giving me the dimenshions of the playmate of the month via Morshe Code?