Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

"How to dump a friend"... isn't that what Trainspotting is about?

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

I think it said a lot about how the NFL truly felt about all this when they placed the No More commercial in probably the least watched slot of the whole Super Bowl (i.e. immediately after the conclusion of the first half)

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Peter King's Conscience: Peter, you're really not going to make a stand on electing Darren Sharper to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, are you?

The pause at the beginning is known as "Barbarians at the Gate." The pressure has reached an unbearable level. The brief walk after he drops his bag is known as "The Frankenstein." Trying to walk with clenched cheeks. The slight pause when he starts to drop trou is known as "The Mexican Standoff" when the pressure…

I was thinking this playing in the background

"Imagine being a billionaire with a permanent, endless revenue stream thanks to a brain-damaging sport and somehow feeling like the VICTIM"

Any man who makes me glad that the NHL has Gary Bettman deserves to be drawn and quartered.

Making movies Making Songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD

"Peter Griffin? WHERE?!"

Just end the stabbing story with, "yeah but the real victim is the stabber and his struggle with our country's mental health system" or something and you'll get that badass but sensitive for the disenfranchised angle.

Ohio is the Florida of the Mid-West

Speaking of ordering in a line. I was walking to a food truck today and got there right at the same time as a woman who I knew was going to take forever to order. Luckily, she was thrown a curveball when the item she wanted to order was not available and she had to look at the menu again. I quickly gave the order…

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

*shudders*

"We've got a large ensemble, what'll we call the family?"

What's behind St. Louis's preoccupation with anal pain?