I regretted this comment as soon as I made it. I'm not a pedophile, gawd the damage is already done. WHAT IF THIS GOES VIRAL.....

You thinking what I'm thinking drew?

Excellent job, you deserve knighthood.

Near the beginning of the video if becomes clear he has accepted his fate. A mad dash inside the store? no chance of making it, he knows there are only 2 options: trough in pants, trough on sidewalk. Most of us would have cowered and taken the 1st option, not this brave soul. I raise my glass to you good sir and bid…

The James one freaked me the fuck out. I would have died on the spot if my sister had said that to me.

You bring shame to all those named Nick.

Like many other pirates fans that night she was wondering, "what happened".

As a Michiganian I would be happy to be excluded from the Midwest just to not be in the same group of states as Ohio and Indiana, pretty much the Alabama and Mississippi of the region, respectively. Also how is Michigan considered a Midwestern state.... we're a northern state quite clearly.

geez I didn't realize this was from last year, dammit.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. No need to overreact to something that wasn't even said, much less implied. Something's A Foote is just looking for a reason to be pissed.

I'm 19 and I have completely accepted I will never even rise to having a 10th of banging time compared to wanking. Though this can be depressing, it's better to just accept it than live in denial like a bitch.

The girl jumping up and down throughout this mess deserves a medal for optimism in the face of adult failure.

The employee has been terminated.

Oh God espn, two of the most insufferable idiots that they employ doing commentary, for once thank heavens I'm a lions fan (a sentence that should never be uttered under any circumstances). You can literally hear Berman pissing himself in disbelief that espn is actually letting him do this.