He should have just learned the song. Seriously, next time they asked, he could’ve done it and been a folk hero.

If you’re interested, our office is about to get rid of 2 Mac Pro 1,1's.

In the theater. Twice.

THE ROCK 2020!

It’s funny that that was his “account”, considering that in the video of the “aftermath”, the other guy says they were just talking to each other in Arabic when “20-something white people got scared”.

All that work and the gearshift knob is still in there. Come on, man, what are you doing?

Yeah, I mean, what? Who the hell doesn’t love Maeve?

Since we’re doing this now, Dwayne Johnson/Jon Hamm is a ticket I could get behind in 2020.

Also, Sweetwater, so yeah..

Gonna go ahead and quote a commenter from 9to5:

That’s the face of a man who has just been told that aliens are, in fact, real.

I’d buy that for a dollar

No Lagwagon?

This makes no sense.

Paying the bills, son. Paying the bills.

Wait, wait, I’ve got one...

Never mind.