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He’s classy like that.

“Local man dislikes explaining why wife is special to him, because ‘yuck,’ but thoroughly enjoys boning her, though.”

I prefer a rainbow of Trapper-Keepers full of women, myself...

I own a college prep company. The essays of this student scream “I am black.” Trust me, this matters more than scores, GPA or experience. Being black is now a lottery ticket to college. Sick world.

“I do have a brain and speak five languages”

Let’s be honest here. He got accepted because of all the minority groups he fits into. Don’t try to sugar coat the blatant racism happening here.

She's great in The Apartment and Terms of Endearment.

Diaz plays Rose Feller, the semi-literate, destructively promiscuous, and oft unemployed little sister of Maggie (Collette)

The boot style ones look like my dream summer shoes - I have to wear boots at all times because my ankles dislocate at the drop of a hat (yay EDS...). Cool feet with ankle support? FETCH THE MOP!

Spot on. Somewhere around the age of 27 I stopped being able to wear the garbage shoes of my youth. (And I only have a 20 minute walk to my office—nothing extreme!) I wear Tevas til it’s cold out, Sanuks for closed toed shoes, and sturdy boots all winter.

No. But I love regular Tevas and I’ll go to the grave defending them. They’re crazy comfortable and I can walk 10 miles in them without blisters. I may get blisters more easily than most people (bunion on one foot) but I don’t understand why people wear shoes that hurt. I can’t wrap my mind around it. Clothes that are

Gotta love all those piss-pants scared yokels in the middle of nowhere

It’s clearly time for a War on All Causes.

So, don’t be terrified by followers of an ideology that wants to kill as many Westerners as possible, but do be terrified by people whose politics are - in the grand scheme of things - slightly different than yours. Gots it.

How do we communicate that message to the right wing of the country?

But most of them ended up there by accident.

My aunt just reminded me: Katie’s Crotch.

I dunno, I feel like if I ever visited the site of a concentration camp, I don't think I'd be in the eating mood. And if I was hungry, I'd just solemnly eat a Cliff Bar in the car by myself and think about how much humanity sucks.