Yet he will forever be Conner, Angel’s son, to me. Back from the hell dimension, knocking chicks up.

love actually was garbage come @ me

Are you really sure you know how to use that??

Since I was a nurse, I didn’t really fixate on stuff, but those last weeks definitely dragged by. I say it’s nature’s way of making you willing to go through labor because, by the time it starts, you’re ready to go through just about anything to get that baby out of your body.

Breastfeeding stimulates oxytocin production which in turn, can/usually does cause contractions, but beyond that I’m pretty stumped. I’m amazed at her resolve. I would’ve clawed my face right off.

Not much to add to the conversation here other than I once played the Platypus in a primary school performance of Wombat Stew, which is a pretty Australian thing to do, other than spend the day at the beach on Australia Day.

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God, I remember that. Showering and wondering how I could stop the flow long enough to get clean.

Can social media companies stop with this algorithm shit? I don’t want you to tell me what I should care about. Just show me what people are posting/tweeting/whatevering right now.

I don’t even have an Instagram and I think the “popular posts first!” change is bullshit. It’s for them to get more ads on your feed. Absolutely fucking no one wants anything but reverse chronological. It’s the only way social media makes sense.

Ugh, or this monstrosity. I swear, every spoiled, spray-tanned, overgrown child with too much money gets this dress. They must sell thousands of these crimes against bridal wear.

I can’t remember the last time I read such a holier-than-thou post.

I can let you in on the secret. He is not the real Cary Elwes. The real Elwes has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

All the Kylies I’ve known have been bitches #TeamNoKylie