I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

I can remember one I think it was for the Malibu where the car is de-badged and one of the “real” people claims they think the car is “a mix between a Tesla and a BMW.”

That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

Dat sign placement doe

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

“Today, on Things I never knew I wanted, A PURPLE DB5 SHOOTING BRAKE.”

Especially purple DB5 shooting brakes:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Another terriffic UK show, brought over to the states, and completely destroyed by the dipshits at the parent network.

You’re missing out. It’s a show on television about car mechanics that actually has a mechanic explaining what he’s doing, why he’s doing it and giving us a good look at what he’s doing - all without the usual petulance and tantrums that some idiot TV programmer thinks us car people require to be entertained.

If you ever get to, you’ll love it, I don’t get velocity and not sure if it streams anywhere, so I only get to watch it when I’m staying in a hotel.

I wouldn’t even say that Mike is that Over the top. He is AMAZINGLY cheerful, but not to optimum twat-waffle levels like some other reality shows. I also liked that Wheeler Dealers was free of a lot of bullshit. No stupid fucking pranks on co-workers or workplace drama I couldn’t give less of a damn about. The…

I recently discovered it and it is wonderful and a breath of fresh air from the usual car shows. Really, Mr. Torchinsky nails it. Mr China will sit down on the show and go over step by step what is needed to fix a particular piece of a car. This clip is a great example of his work: how to replace the drive motor on an…

You must not own a TV and/or care about cars. #fail #gowatchit

Goddammit.