It seems to me now that looking back, JCVD has done a far better job overall and at least has a sense of humor about himself, as shown in his movie "JCVD". The "magnificent Steven" is so full of lies and crap he's turned himself into a joke.
Don't beat yourself up, we ALL looked, at first. When a "new star" appears, we look, maybe hoping to see a new incarnation of whoever you felt was a great leading man. O Seagal was a bit exotic, a "Master of Aikido". Turned out he was just another movie snack, a Raisinette, or a Milk Dud. So now we wait for the…
(Last line of preview clip) "You've got balls."
(suggested reply) "You've got a microscope."
…and the lettuce hadn't wilted completely, so it was still "good."
…with a side of noodles, for longevity.
Rumor is that he's wearing William Shatner's face turned inside-out.