Not even the big guy upstairs, for forgiving a confirmed adulterer and alleged blackmailer. :P

This is not an inaccurate portrayal of what Missouri residents value in their leaders.

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That was just locker room blackmail.

It’s about goddamned time that the we make those people who are too sick to work, and who want to qualify for Medicaid, have to go to work so they can qualify for Medicaid to help treat their illness that is making them too sick to work.

Sooo complicated. Wouldn’t it be much simpler to put the poors into some kind of facility? Like....like a camp of some kind. You know the old saying: Work Makes You Free.

I like how when taxes are cut for the rich and we criticize it, we all get yelled at about how “it’s not a zero-sum game!!”

And if you bake your own cookies, you’re anti-American. We’ll ban home baking soon enough! #MAGA

I think its safe to assume the latter.

he’s just mad that weed cookies are better than Keebler cookies

Thousands of people are dying every day from smack and oxy but, yeah, lets stick it to pot smokers.

Yep. Look at this piece of shit.

I don’t understand why Sessions has such a beef against weed. Surely Keebler Elf realizes he can sell many more cookies when his customers are stoned.

Facts.

Is she though? She seems to be doing a lot of “people think I meant bad things” instead of demonstrating any sort of self-awareness as to how or why people might take issue with her previous statements.

Brian Kilmeade is the dumbest FoxNews host not named Steve Doocy.

“Illegal immigrants aren’t immigrants. It’s right in the name, but don’t pay attention to that part. Illegal. Pay attention to that. Illegal. Obama. Obamacare. Obamacare subsidies. Angry enough yet? Hillary Hussein Obama’s illegal Obamacare deep state abortion subsidy emails.” 

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

If only there was a good guy with a gun present, then 5 police officers wouldn’t have been shot.

Crocodile thoughts and prayers