Couldn’t be more right. Just the other day I painted “CHARDO RICHARDSON” on my buttcheeks and ran through Penn Station. You’re welcome Chardo.

Or you could just apply Rain-Xand watch the rain beads roll off into the slipstream.

America isn’t capitlaistic at all. It’s a kleptocracy.

we regret to inform you that the mascot has been shot by Donald Trump jr

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

That way he can fuck with America’s holiday.

I think one team will wear red, white, and blue and stand at attention for the anthem while proclaiming how much they love America and the other team will be made up of communists who wipe their ass with the flag during the anthem

You spelled cvnt wrong.

People just need to have more kids but if you want maternity leave or assistance with daycare expenses you can go fuck yourself! Hit the gym Paul Ryan style so you can really give those bootstraps a tug!

It belongs in the Punchable Hall of Fame.

I bet my entire annual income that he secretly gets off on plebs begging him for mercy and then killing them anyway.

The critical thing to remember in those discussions is that they’re not fighting for “freedom of religion”, because it’s not religion that is motivating them. If you read the Gospels, Jesus spends a heck of a lot of time specifically condemning divorce, but nary a peep about homosexuality. Literally, in Matthew Jesus…

“If only there was some kind of process in place to remove a President who is clearly out of control..........Oh well, nothing we can do, guess we just gotta stick to getting those tax breaks for the rich passed.”

Fuck all this shit. Nope. Nope. Nope.

So...religious propaganda? Isn’t that why we all have those weird religion channels in our cable packages? I think I’ve got like 5 catholic channels who are always playing bizarro music videos. Does Amazon really need to promote this shit?

They’re pretty similar to the pharisees in the bible. They go through the motions, they say the words, but their heart is not in it. They’re judgmental, greedy, spiteful creatures. Jesus would take less offense with people who didn’t go through the proper motions, but whose heart was committed to doing good. He’d be…

It is very often the case that those promoting reasonable restrictions see that as a first step, and have an unstated desire to eliminate guns entirely

Yeah — it’s very logical.... /S

We’ll have to wait until Wednesday, Thursday at the latest to figure out who the former responsible gun owner was.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.