I have no doubt that booze is the root cause of a lot of health problems, but I think we have much bigger fish to fry here in the United States.  I would say that obesity due to the pervasiveness and availability of unhealthy, heavily-processed food ranks much higher than this.  Sadly, I think booze plays into the…

Those same people read Nicholas Sparks. And say that’s not romance ‘cause it’s shelved in the fiction section instead of the romance section. No, he’s shelved there ‘cause he has a dick and his publisher paid extra to the stores to recategorize him.

“Kylie Jenner spent $20,000 on Barbie art. Same.”

If Wills has learned anything from the last few months, it should be to Tweet a distraction. Just heard! Queen has wiretapped Corgis! This is terrible!

Hey, I’m an old, menopausal woman. Let’s not stereotype based on age and reproductive status. I’m pro-choice, all the way.