I can appreciate inappropriate humor, but your attempt at this one was pretty fucking shitty and just plain not funny.

LOL. Good lord, you just compared Russian nuclear scientists building a weapon of mass destruction with Sergio? May you be forever sentenced to life driving an Orange Fiat 500e with a deteriorated battery pack.

...really? Sure, Comstock and Volstead were straight-up BS, but other named laws in the US have been OK (especially in the field of child sexual abuse)

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

This is going to ruin Albon.

That team only focuses on one driver at a time & no one has seemed to get any enjoyment from being Max’s teammate. 

I really miss the Viper.

Trump’s plane is stored at LGA. He knows...

I actually believe that lip protector to be the root source of the fire. Due to the heated debate over whether it should or shouldn’t be left on, I suspect some lip protector haters got really fired up and went to town on the poor Demon.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Milan, Michigan (not the one in Italy, as is commonly mistaken)

New Yorkers tend to not care about anything outside of New York, but to be fair I dunno where the author’s based.

Seriously. I think the only times I’ve felt actually in danger were walking through Anacostia next to DC midday, and having an unwanted window washed in baltimore by someone who then tried to extort me and attempted to break my sideview mirror...

Is LaGuardia Airport the worst airport in the entire world?

It isn’t about the crime.  Just everything.  It’s awful.

I don’t know, it’s a pretty stiff competition with places like Baltimurder, Chicago’s South Side, East St. Louis, etc.  

Is the writer aware of Philadelphia?

This reminds me of all the people in Orange County who bring their exotic cars to Cars & Coffee via a flatbed truck.

The saddest one is the Elise. It's one of the best driver's cars ever!!!

Sounds like Imperial Trumpistan...

It took all of my willpower not to title this "Ricciardo and Beavis Butt Heads"