Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Trump is basically trying to gaslight the entire country.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

We must all refuse. It’s that simple, people. We must refuse to take the tests and refuse to pay the fines. And it has to be all of us. We must all refuse.

This asshole just sent out the first big salvo necessary for ethnic cleansing and eugenics: Congressperson from Iowa, y’all.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Amazon launches a radio station built on fighting a fictional (yet literal) Nazi regime that has taken over America.

“We don’t know that airplanes can actually fly.” - the head of the Defense Department

That sound you hear? It’s the collective exploding heads of every rank-and-file EPA employee.

“Disgraced Former President Donald Trump.”

Thank you for reporting the events of today.

Say it with me everyone…

i won’t, don’t worry

one day you will run out of Carol content, and I fear that day with every fiber of my being

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

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