Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I’m finally glad we have a sport where a “pro” player ends every statement with LMAO.

All-time is kind of redundant, no?

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Tonight I witnessed one of Floyd Mayweather’s little thugs punch this girl in the face.

2. Gymnastics. Unless they make dudes start doing beam.

Women’s sports that are better than the male equivalent to watch ranked.
1. Volleyball
2. End of list

This would make money

Running is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of sports.

The Color Run is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of running events.

If I wanted to run for my life while having things thrown at me, I’d sit in the visitors section at WVU again.

I bet attendance at these Color Event runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

At least he didn’t scream, “fuck her right in the pussy!”

He flopped.

Boy, is his face rouge.

This seems about right. Tom Brady’s suspension is on the same scale of magnitude as Holocaust denial. Go Pats!! (you fucking losers.)

That's the best part about these "XXX didn't actually happen!" theorists...They always seem to be the people who wouldn't really mind if it DID happen.

CFL: We’re going to suspend you for the entire season, Mr. Mitchell. In addition to these offensive remarks, we are investigating you for testing positive for steroids. Do you have any explanation for how these substances ended up in your system?