Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rolla, dude. And don’t even get me started on Thunder Dome. Where have you been at?

“set to a man who is playing a flamethrower guitar on a vehicle consisting only of him, a 50-foot wall of speakers, and the infernal desire to use heavy metal to inspire people to destroy shit”

So, does Tom Brady not have a publicist? Shouldn’t this person be telling him it’s time to let the charade go?

Want a real laugh? Check out Pats Pulpit and read the comments on that site. Those people have lost all ability to construct rational thought. It’s actually incredible.

I don’t have time to read the full rebuttal. Just tell me if there are any texts where Jim Nantz is referred to as “The Fellator.”

Ouch... I nearly strained my credulity.

So many butt-hurt Boston fans. This couldn’t have ended any better. The Boston Globe comments section is an absolute National Treasure.

If this is what it takes to be an attorney that represents billion-dollar entertainment organizations ... I’m in the wrong business.

Pats really need to move on. Lets be real here they got off easy. The monetary fine is nothing.

Likelihood they workshopped the 'penis pump' defense?

Yeah, the Pats shouldn’t have focused on that because it sounds ludicrous. There was enough meat on the bone regarding the NFL’s extremely sloppy handling of well, everything to avoid trying to explain that nickname away.

We really no longer hear or see it but our ancestors went to war against armies with drums, chanting, etc. Every bad ass army needs a proper war song during battle. It must have been a frightening experience to hear it knowing full well what the intentions were.

Depends on the righteousness of the metal that comes through those speakers.

That looks cool as hell as a picture. Can’t wait to see it in motion.

SOLD!

THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLAH!!!!

Read to achieve.

Think it’s kind of the point. It’s supposed to be enjoyed, not taken seriously.