Well, there’s a whole weekend this summer in Guerneville.....

I have never understood the appeal of beer, personally. It all tastes like how I imagine the liquid in a truckstop urinal that hasn’t been flushed in a month would. I’ll just stick with my bourbon, if that’s ok with everyone. More beer for you folks!

I know I would!

Or a Belgian that is also red, like this BILF right here:

I’d do it, but I’m mostly just in it for the sandwich.

Not a dude, but I would give it my best shot or die choking to death. Break out the crappy sheets, ‘cause that sandwich has extra mustard!

“Am I being sold a Bud Light (the most delicious alcoholic beverage...“

What you don’t like alcoholic high fructose corn syrup? Communist.

I would totally fuck a Cantillon gueuze. Any lonely gueuze’s should come pay me a visit.

But you can’t open a woman’s head with a lighter, can you? So, jokes on amy.

Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.

That vogue cover didn't even mention a single Chinese actress either despite the met gala being China themed. So whatever.

Just die already Bob.

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

Bowden once asked my brother, a FSU walk on, if he believed in god based on the fact he was jewish.

I’m shocked you left out the line where she said, “It’s ok, God has forgiven me.”

Kenneth Parcell would be ashamed.

In all fairness she was stressed out about being late for her dinner with Paula Deen.

And by the “devil” she means a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s.