Why shouldn’t Goodell pander to the mob?

After handing down an unduly harsh punishment for Ballghazi

So you believe some low-level Pats equipment manager was deflating the balls Tom Brady would be using in the AFC Championship Game without Brady’s knowledge? Mmmmmk.

Well. Now I have to go watch Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, and Timecop.

How is refusal to cooperate not a valid reason for punishment. If you break the rules at work and when Nick Denton comes asking what happened and you tell him to fuck off — do you really think he’ll be cool about it?

As a former diehard Patriots (and NFL in general) fan who swore off the NFL after watching that shitdick Goodell take us all for fools last fall, then seeing Kraft go on national television and embarassingly shill for him, I fucking love this schadenfreude.

Because they’re making everything up as they go along. While groping comically for precedent and context in a sad attempt to prove they’re not.

I still want to know why the “ignorance is no excuse” card was only played for Sean Payton and every other person in authority gets a free pass on everything, Goodell included.

Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert! The legal standards for bourbon can be found at 27 CFR 5.22(b)(1)(iii)(2)- basically the only requirements for bourbon manufacture is that it be made in the U.S. and you have to use used charred oak barrels. It doesn't have to be made in Kentucky to be called bourbon, but most are because of…

So does that make Peter King the third tier of the NFLs human centipede?

Or, guys like a2m for a variety of reasons, the same way that there are a multitude of reasons why people like anything else in bed.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

Love me some Amy. Got a prob with this vid.

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

take away a Super Bowl win. Now THAT is a spicy HOT TAKE

Spot on Kinja.

white women are the worst, and i can say that as a black man who has just finished working a shift of waiting on a bunch of annoying white american princesses

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

I don't really get why proposals are still a thing.

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."