Perchance it was a Sirious issue. They wanted her to ask, "Do you like Curt Minafee?"

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

For those of us who have been road warriors working night shifts at times, Waffle House, may it’s name be ever blessed, is phenomenal. Drug deals and hookers in the parking lot...yeah maybe, but you can get “scattered and smothered” at 4am. Hallelujah.

I always chuckle at Jim Gaffigan’s description of all Waffle Houses:
“If you’ve never been to a Waffle House, just picture a gas-station bathroom that sells food.”

Cracker Ass Barrel

Yes but they couldn’t conceal my throbbing boner from eating waffle house. But maybe a waffle house boner is a flag I’d like to fly proudly. Reflect on my life decisions, I must.

The only thing I can figure, is that they’ve never been to the South and think cracker barrel is an accurate representation of Southern comfort food. But! Cracker barrel’s food is consistent across locations, which is more than can be said for many of these chains.

There is a God.

If it’s good enough for Anthony Bourdain, it’s good enough for me.

Can he take Ley with him too?

Seriously. Mother. Fucking. Waffle House. Aside from their never-fail menu, their apparel section boasts a number of gems, the crown jewel of which is a fucking official Waffle House Arm Sleeve. No other chain dining experience touches their level. http://www.shopwafflehouse.com/collections/fi…

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

#spoonnation

Is that a dog food restaurant?

You would have had to create a separate entry for the IHOP that was in Center City Philadelphia.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

You guys. Everyone! Listen to the Doughboys podcast for a comprehensive overview of fast food, fast casual, and chain restaurants.

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

Can he take Billy with him?

It’s been making these weird noises lately.