So for all the brown, manual, wagons people on here, they prefer to buy a new car because of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I kinda thought Jalops were poseurs, now I know they are definitely phonies.

Of all the decent and good Mexican beers, our obsession with Corona is endlessly disappointing.

Greg Howard is a good writer. This article was not very good.

This is the only funny thing in a thread of hack jokes.

I have a feeling that Andrew Daisuke is the type of person that really buys a car to try and pick up girls.

This is way better than most of the un-greyed commenters around here.

For clothing that needs a zipper, I would look behind the zipper and see if YKK is there. That’s just a real baseline of quality that can easily be spotted and you know when a manufacturer has cheapened out.

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

He’s gonna get raped by Jared with a sandwich?

I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?

I wish ghost riding is still popular. Nothing like an idiot being part of a fad and failing in spectacular fashion. It’s better than 10 Super Bowls I tells ya.

The Falcons sure lose with class a lot so they would know.

In retrospect, Brett Favre’s boners are normal sized in comparison.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/hope-solo-is-n…

As oppose to Odell Beckham who is (allegedly) flaming out of a press conference.

Are you gonna regret this and delete this too?

Say what you want about her acting career, but Sarah Jessica Parker is fast as hell.

I see that Leslie Knope is a Deadspin commentator.

I keep forgetting this is Jezebel, so the bullshit is strong with this one. I think Finn and Rey’s dynamic is more Luke and Han, except Luke is a woman and they end up boning.

Dude has zero light saber training and force powers yet held his own against a Sith. He also pretty kickass working the turrets and killed a bunch of stormtroopers. He’s more than a supportive rock.