It went from snarky and sleazy to dickish and slimy.

“But he was never even one of the best players on his own team. He COULD be a useful piece on a good team - that is a description that fits a lot of mediocre players.”

You do realize that Ariza is one of the best perimeter and pick and roll defenders in the NBA right? Statistically and from scouting reports, you know this right? Please tell me this is information you are familiar with and you’re just not arguing out of your ass?

Man that Dennis Rodman was real mediocre. If PPG is your only criteria for player evaluation, you are fucking lazy dude.

You are mediocre at Kinja.

How do you argue against this type of stupidity? For the context of this conversation, please look up Robert Horry’s stats because this was the central argument. Another is if you look at all the teams that have won the NBA title over the past 25 years, they all have Trevor Ariza 3 and D type players. You see,…

A young version of the final product that is Trevor Ariza is not a mediocre player especially if he’s leading the league in steals per game (not eligible though since he hasn’t played enough games). Half of his shots are 3 pointers thus the 36% shooting but if you look at his TS%, it’s higher than Porzingis, Ibaka,…

I like ultralight for the AP bonus. I do pocketed for my companions.

I remember being a big Japanese ramen fan after watching Tampopo back in the 90’s. I’m glad the world has caught up because that shit is awesome.

Yeah those officials really screwed the Patriots by allowing the Broncos to gain 433 total yards. And they sure screwed the Patriots by having more penalties on the Broncos.

Tavarish really picks some unreliable money pits and some straight up pieces of shit.

Fitting in 99% of cars is the only benefit of being 5’5. That and playing running back.

Are you going to keep this one around or will you write to the editors and try to delete this too?

How does it feel being a villain in an old X-Men episode?

I know you’ve been branching out for the past year and expanding your repertoire as a writer. But you know that if you win a Pulitzer, it’ll be for shitting on the Lakers.

The Institute had some pretty bomb technology.

Through a backdoor in Colorado?

If you’re an adult and you are harassing another adult, you kind of lose the “classy” battle by default.

Great article Doug but one complaint. The Kraken will be attacked with Gauss rifles not ray guns.