I'm always down with shitting on Skyline chili because that's how they make it, but what pair of assholes hate chocolate and peanut butter. Fucking pair of dipshits.

There might be an job available with the NFL soon. $44 million a year, private jet, and an iron fist that make both 300 lb men and billionaire owners tremble in fear. You interested Ms. Ryan?

So at Vice, will you write hilarious dismissive articles about men suffering from domestic abuse?

Now he's the first openly gay man cut from an NFL team. Progress!

This is worst than anything those trolls has posted on Gawker for the last couple of weeks. You have been WARNED!!

Black pepper? No too spicy for me.

The Seattle Freeze is a real thing. They really are humorless and passive aggressive up there.

Is there a place more soulless and devoid of culture more than the Las Vegas Strip or a high end Manhattan retail store? Bellevue.

I don't know what's going on or why I'm here but I love it.

I agree. You should stop doing that.

The knife comes with a bj from Kate Upton.

I couldn't slice onions without those sharp iPad edges.

I think it's more an article about an out of touch food writer saying that the future of cooking lies not in improving your skill, but a magical device that has marginal utility in the kitchen.

52. Getting hit by car

I know it would've placed in the 32nd area, but I wish persimmons would have at least been acknowledged as fruit.