*see the subsequent updates

Still pissed about last week's fake news getting blown up huh..

My spidey senses are tingling.

“Journalists are not that bright. These people–they didn’t graduate first in their class from Harvard, they live in small apartments in New York and DC, they don’t have a lot of money, they’re boring people at parties”

Gotta admit..

Does your mom know you are using curse words on the internet?

Edgy

Fair enough, what about the people who don't follow those rules, should they be locked up?

Listen up everybody, one of Splinter’s team of trust-fund-baby bloggers is telling us how it is.

Truly, it’s about ethics in video game rendering.

Exactly, he is being praised for threatening to hit someone for the sake of fighting toxic masculinity.

On the plus side this could free up Maduro to win a US congressional seat somewhere, just have to find an uncontested district for him to run in.  It also would give the DSA some serious clout when it comes to foreign relations.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED! That one of the 5342 media outlets that just happen to cover all the same events in an indistinguishable way from the other 5341 media outlets is having to lay off workers. It can’t be the content itself though, it must be the evil greedy management!!

I made the list, yay!

Is splinter still overcompensating for getting tricked by the fake Twitter account that launched this fake story?

I just think it is funny you think there can be an intellectual side to progressive media. Splinter should stick to what it does best and continue to tear down made up strawman arguements of their choosing. It may stretch the eventual mass layoff event from 3 months to 6.

Sounds like somebody needs a snickers..

This just shows that AOC is in such a position of privilege that she can vote against giving federal workers their jobs back and not recieve negative media coverage for it from the mainstream outlets.

Please please please make this happen.

And this concludes our media overlord’s latest edition of U.S. fake news, tune in next week for another exciting episode of NPC crosstalk.