(though the FBI coldly identifies her as a “black male”)

I’m working on a replacement vertical that I believe all of you will enjoy immensely. It will be like a Trump rally in written form, but less centrist.

Hey Naomi, maybe it’s because AOC expects everyone to sacrifice for her GND, but then she seems to have no issue spending that kind of money on things most of us would find extravagant. Maybe you got money, but most of us can’t afford $180 for a haircut - and socialism ain’t gonna fix dat! I’m just sayin’.

Now that’s elaborate!

So this article is arguing that Dallas PD orchestrated the entire thing? Would that include the guy getting shot and confessing to a crime that will likely see him spend the vast majority, if not the rest of, his life in prison? Are they also time travelers that orchestrated the previous attempt on his life?

You do realize they already caught the second suspect too, right? It’s quite literally impossible for the DPD to have set this up. There’s far too many variables outside of their control. If the cops wanted to kill Brown they just would’ve sent someone to do it then conveniently never solved the case.

You think showing empathy for the people who’s lives were destroyed by the Bush administration’s dumb choices is getting mad at Ellen on Twitter?

I’m just sort of perplexed that she tried to defend it.

When your political lense consistently gives you incorrect predictions, maybe it’s time to reflect on that. 

In other words, in a nutshell, Richard Sherman straight up lied about something.  Video proved he straight up lied about it.  And since Deadspin is firmly on the side of ‘Baker Mayfield is a d!ck and we’ve already written multiple hit pieces about this,’ you’re going to refuse to admit that you were wrong and write…

I agree, I slowed the video down to 3 frames per second and compared the amount of lateral movement on his elbow with 500 other pregame handshakes and came to the conclusion it was indeed a wiggle not a shake.

Man, you’re really bending over backwards here to try and defend Warren very obviously lying. It’s not like she has a history of it or anything..She’s right 1/1024th of the time, every time.

That’s not my sticking point with Warren, I wish it were. That’s an easy one to forget about or otherwise ignore. She lied about getting fired for being pregs, so what? And maybe it wasn’t even a lie. Maybe she really believed she was going to get fired so she resigned. That’s the same thing as getting fired.

Lol wut? Man, you are truly delusional. You do realize corporations also serve to as a proxy to prevent creditors from taking your entire livelihood should the business fail, yes?

Does this make Tsai this analogy’s Milo?

Ignoring the copyright claim by Nickelback, I presume this will cement Biden’s status as unelectable in the eyes of the writers at Splinter who are so against ethical breaches such as the one presented in the photograph. (If anyone is in the mood to see a master class on ethics, look up about Bernie and his wife…

This whole mess could have been avoided if we had voter ID laws.

“Science says red meat may not be so bad for you, after all. It’s still bad for the entire planet, though, so don’t get too excited.”

It doesn’t matter if it’s good for you or not. It’s delicious and you die at the end anyway. Eat the steak and enjoy yourself.

How do you guys keep getting faked out by the same shit over and over again when its so obvious its fucking fake?