My best dealer experience was when my salesman introduced me to his niece and we ended up dating for about 6 months.  

From a Ford parts guy’s perspective: Ford can’t even keep us in stock on oil filters and air filters for their MOST POPULAR models, anyone still waiting on their Focus or Fiesta to get fixed might as well get rid of the car, cause Ford has all of that on the backburner. I have a customer in literally right now, they…

They have doubtless been calculating the narrow issues of whether to make good on the problem or try to ignore it.

Is "selling for a freind" Craigslist code for "I am going for a quick flip and didn't bother titling it in my name". I see it all the time.  I am a car guy, nobody asks me to sell their cars for them.

“140kph”

I make a blogger’s salary

This is a tragic accident but who wheels a a baby on or around a busy street?

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

You should get it just to piss them off

Yes, total surprise. There’s no way he could have known that steering response would be hampered with the front wheels in the air.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Because BMW doesn’t realize that eventually their brand will collapse after they haven’t built an “Ultimate Driving Machine” in over 20 years.

4x4 F150, two inches of snow. Several possibilities (or a combination of these):

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

FERRARI BERLINETTA BOXER

That we, in our free time, want to fix and/or modify your car for free. Usually this happens while you hang out in my garage, touch everything, and spew car diarrhea from your mouth that is incredibly inaccurate. Your cousins exboyfriend did not have a mint 9-sec Fox Body, ever. I would have known about him and the…