We’d love to find a woman with Ring Experience.

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.

Someone’s getting a job at Cadillac.

I only looked at the pictures and it made my eyes try to escape.

I want SL in Mercedes speak to mean super light again

Martin Brundle agrees.

didnt even read. the correct answer is 190 EVO

Give me this any day:

BRING BACK THE SAAB-STICK

And to hide undisclosed AECDs. I heard it was a rousing success. 

I guess people assume my dieselgate jokes are a little too obNOxious...

Yes! For the emperor! And the wretched heretics that manage to beat themselves to death, gibbets of flayed skin and flesh still dripping from their belts will be deemed saved, and will be embraced by the emperor.

Go tell it on the mountain

The $16K Touring Package is just 4 cycle fenders.

Best Kinja deal I’ve ever seen!

Damn it feels good to be a Yakuza.

I’m not a fucking child... I came here to read, not to be read to.

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

Similar to the frequent problem of one truck going 65.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph passing the other going 65.