As someone considering taking up motorcycling again in his 40s, I think you need a long term eval of this bike so I can live vicariously through your exploits before committing myself to the cause again.

Wow.  It looks like they have got a thing changing sweary words.  Boo!

What the hell Jalopnik?  You have a profanity filter now?

Testing:  FUCK Fuck fuck

I’ve always wondered that.  Who gives a fuck over proprietary car tech?  Let Bosch do the safety and necessary stuff, give me a screen that apes whatever my phone is doing.  Stop pissing money up against the wall on software that’s unique, badly written, a security nightmare and will be outdated before the cars even…

Ducati 916

I don’t wish to torture you but i’ve been very good about eating properly.  Today I had to work from home for the first time in ages and there’s nothing in the house but bagels and cheese.  None of the fruit bowls and good for you stuff we have in the office.  I had 2 bagels, sliced, with cheese melted on them.  It…

I don’t get the love of Jag sedans and wagons.  They’re not the 3 series they aspire to being and what the hot rod ones do, they do averagely.  I am not at all surprised they aren’t selling in huge numbers.

You serially shit on a manufacturer who is noted for playing favourites and then wonder why they don’t respond?

Electricity really is the lead character here.  

For the love god please can you stop asking me to subscribe to your newsletter. Please. Really. I’m not going to. It’s gone beyond annoying now. We’ve all had a laugh, we’ve all vented our frustration, made silly comments about it but it’s time to grow up now. Stop with the begging.

That’s lovely in it’s own way. I think I’m more of an ex-Shah or Iran type of guy:

Honda to withdraw from Indy in 3...2...1...

Please don’t give them ideas.

Joy Falotico, 53, who has been president of Lincoln and Ford’s chief marketing officer for nearly three years, will be dedicated solely to further growing Ford’s luxury brand once a new chief marketing officer is named shortly. She will report to Kumar Galhotra, president, The Americas and International Markets.

I will never understand the enduring appeal of any of the Fast and Furious movies.  They’re just awful and cringy.

“race cars”

No.  No it does not.