And the rest of the world shouts: America!  Grow the fuck up.  We’re tired of your shit.

I’ve seen that grille before.  It’s still hideous.

P4 in her first N24.  Nice one!

Bingo. They’re small/med/large go fast. They all weight a tons. They all look like a bad chinese knock off of a small car/Mazda 626 from some time ago. They’re just not exciting as a drivers car.

I’ve never understood this.  It’s just uncomfortable watching him stagger about mumbling shit.

religious authorities were also made aware of the allegations but no charges were filed.

Who cares?  Really, who gives a shit.  Are there really hordes of people out there that want heavy, aging, questionably styled, badly screwed together sedans to do 200mph in a straight line?  Is this what it’s come to?  Just sad.

Right. Sure. And soon we’ll have flying cars and VW will actually make an electric retro microbus.  Peace will come to the middle east and America will solve its race relations problems and live in harmony.

It doesn’t current well.

No it isn’t.  It’s something Renault did with twingos back in the 90s when they thought buyer would like to drive around in a playschool fantasyland.

What is that from?!?!?!

No, it indicates you a person of style and taste.  There are too few of us left in a world where people think this BMW is not only acceptable but somehow desirable.

Because then you’d have to look at an X5M every day.  It’d be awful.  Imagine it, sitting there, lowering property values, making you feel sick every time you caught a glimpse of it, pedestrians shielding their children’s eyes from the thing as they walk past.  How long would it take before you became That Guy,…

because Elon Musk is nothing if not entertaining

Lipstick on a pig.

They’re not completely random and they do get training: https://www.fia.com/officials-safety-training-programme

13 million to the EU?  That seems....high?  What are they?

Neutral:  I feel nothing but envy.  Love a long road trip!  Enjoy it and be safe.

If you’re at an Alfa dealer you’re a masochist and you got what you wanted/had coming

You’re at a dealer?