If I had Scharzenegger money and a Unimog, I would literally hire a guy who would do nothing more than build a brick wall across my driveway every day.... A wall that I would crash through at WOT every evening when I got home from work. It would be awesome.

wow... this day needs to be over. i’ve clearly lost it. not even going to edit.

You can’t one the lotto, it costs two.

Ok, here’s a 752 RWHP 2012 GT500 with 26k miles for $52,950.

Hellcats are all the power and bluster and dick-swinging numbers without the management to use it to best effect.

Here me out.

Where can I buy a road with a corner in it for under $60k?

That Lego ideas site is a goldmine of sets I want them to produce. Tops on the list for me is this Landcruiser:

I blame Subaru for the mindset that AWD is “necessary.” a set of Blizzaks on my SRT-4 were great for any snow the car could physically push its way through. Meanwhile the dimps with their “LOL AWD” WRXs still shod with summer tires could only sit there, stuck on 1" of packed snow on level ground.

ADHESIVE FENDER VENTS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Why is this on Jalopnik.

Darn tootin’! Also, their continued insistence on independent suspension. I mean, solid axles all the way amirite?! (Wrangler notwithstanding)

Also, what’s with all these gears in the transmission? Let’s get that AW4 four-speed back, amirite?

Not much is topping the IDx, honestly. I still get visibly agitated whenever it comes up. I bought a garage specifically in anticipation of that car hitting production.

Everyone complaining about their polluting VW diesels. A company’s gotta make a buck and German corporate culture leaves little wiggle room for “No, I can’t do that” oder “Nein, ich kann das nicht tun.”

The atrocious styling of the 2016 Civic. A shame too since the concept I saw in April looked really good. I had high hopes. Oh! And the NSX, but we knew that'd be a flop.

being pedantic is impolite. Are you sure you’re Canadian?

Way less than 5% of the known universe use Fahrenheit or Celsius. Most of the known universe is void and inanimate so it doesn’t use either. Want to be pedantic? Fuck you.

Don’t you need to be storing syrup for the winter?

Yes, this article written by an American on an American site featuring a video filmed somewhere in the United States of America is using Fahrenheit.