This is why my Alfa 164 has over a quarter million miles on it.  I also believe it's why it uses far less oil than any other one I've seen.

You can check out, but never leave?

32 gallons? Did it pit every lap?

So a large corporation made an unethical and illegal move in the pursuit of financial gain?  Say it ain't so!

Holy crap, I kinda want one.  There's a bunch of JDM Bros running around here, I need to import the anti-JDM.  

Scion naming decoded:

Not stock, it has a K&N and aftermarket wheels.  That, and the fact that oxygen atoms have touched it make it not original enough to demand that high of a price.  

When I was 13, my mother’s Cavalier wagon got rear ended at about 30mph. My seat folded back, and my back was kinda messed up. I went to a chiropractor until he died, then just lived with the pain. This kept me from going into the military, I couldn’t run as my back would lock up after less than 1/4 mile.

I have found the best one. Enter this:

Criminally understarred.  Mahk is awesome.

I see that commercial as a bit darker. It’s a poem about death, a bunch of frustrated people, and a Mustang. If you consider this from the car’s perspective, it’s just looking for the next crowd to run over. The people’s attitude matters, because if it ran over happy people it'd feel a little bad.  If it runs down…

I work nights. Alone. Do you have any idea how much time I just wasted on this?

I can only imagine the scene where, as a young child, Fancy Kristen’s caretaker would escort her during chauffered drive through the masses on educational expeditions. Every now and then, Miss Kristen would curl up in the fetal position, mumbling “so many badges”. Usually the nanny would then order the driver to run…

The tires are 1/2 psi, maybe even a full psi low.  The car is all confused.

A V4 is far to conservative. It must have a W4, but with a 90* four pin crank. Kinda like a spiral section of a radial engine. Or two of them interlaced so it’s a sort of double helix V8. With individual jugs, and air cooled.  You could call it the DNA engine.

I daily a 27 year old Alfa Romeo with 260k on it, and that's my newer car.  It's getting parked due to crash damage, and I'm putting my 71 F250 project on the road.  That's just wrapping up a rebuild, so I guess it's actually new, right?

Has anyone else noticed that ever since Uncrustables came out, all minivans and most SUVs smell like them?

They didn't want any character or style to sneak into that front end design.

Swing through Twin Falls, Idaho.  I work nights as a mechanic there and it gets boring.

I can’t believe it! Snot butter!