I’m adopted and have wonderful adoptive parents. You can give your baby a great life via adoption. I hope this person finds peace and others can know that adoption is a viable option. Those Safe Haven laws are for real. My friend is a firefighter who works mostly nights. They receive training on how to accept a baby.…

“A hatchet gun wound...” Please oh please let that slingshot guy on youtube figure out how to make a hatchet gun.

My local independent league team does $1 12 oz. “whatever keg fell off the back of the truck”. No limit per purchase and $10 for best in stadium tix. The players, to loosely quote Ray Liotta from Field of Dreams, “Would play for nothing”. The promotions are delightfully tacky and kid-friendly.

We’re talking about beer, not what minor league hurlers make per game.

The extreme snowmelt happened when we were living in a townhouse that was zero lot line so I couldn’t have the area around the structure re-graded. It was also a freak weather event. In my current house it is graded as best I can do (short of a 20k expense) and I’ve taken just about every measure to keep water the…

My deli in Illinois is like a German train station. Order a 1/4 lb of swiss? 9 seconds. 3 lb. of cheap shit hard salami? They’ll have it shaved like italian prosciutto in 1 minute.

I would also add bring able to replace (if you have one) a sump pump quickly. I learned that one after we got 15” of snow one day and it was 70 degrees the next. Sump pump crapped out and I had to replace it elbow deep in icy cold snow melt while my wife ran up and down stairs with 5 gallon buckets. We had owned the…

Jesus, when does football come back on. Between cycling and Screamer I'm hurting here.

While you were on a roll taking down posts that never should have been published in the first place, you couldn’t remove this horrifying picture? This looks like when the guy at the end of Robocop fell into the sludge.

“Oh yeah?”

You are correct. I confused my cree bulbs and these. As a note, they ARE moderately dimple even thought they say not.

You are correct. I confused my cree bulbs and these. As a note, they ARE moderately dimple even thought they say not.

Two quick notes on those Phillips 60W equivalent LEDs for $5 at Home Depot. 1.) Their life is 10 years instead of Cree’s 22 years. 2.) They say dimmable but I put them on both newer Lutron dimmers and old fashioned rotary dimmers and they strobe like an Ibiza rave at any less than about 80% power. Just FYI.

Two quick notes on those Phillips 60W equivalent LEDs for $5 at Home Depot. 1.) Their life is 10 years instead of…

That top screen still looks like something really scary is waiting for him in the water.

I bought 60w equivalent Cree LED bulbs Home Depot in Chicagoland a few days about for $4 each. Very happy with them. The Slimstyle bulbs are fine but when you twist them it puts a lot of stress on the glass/brass connection. I had two fail on me with only light pressure at that joint. I love the Cree bulbs, though.

I got a letter from my credit union saying that the credit union would match anything other than zero. Combine that with a screaming 3 year old and the “friends and family” guaranteed price, all I had to do was decline the extra bolt-ons and the extended warranty. All those things together, combined with that I got a…

The Office Suite Premium shows as $19.99.

The Office Suite Premium shows as $19.99.

You nailed it.

What these people think I do (as a high school social studies teacher): “Give me your minds! I will implant ideas about kibbutzes, socialism, and solar energy! Hahahaha!”

I was told by a circuit court judge once that, “I’m sorry” can be used as an admission of guilt. He told me to never, ever say, “I’m sorry” after an accident.

There’s a great bit from Mike Birbiglia’s latest Netflix special (No youtube clip specifically but the special is called “What I should have said was nothing”) about how he was T-boned in a rental car by a drunk and he ended up having to pay for it.