He has a teardrop tattoo. That's the only reason I assumed he was violent.

Does anyone know what this guy did? I know it was a felony. But like if it was for graffiti or selling marijuana, then I'm cool with us all being, "SET HIM FREE!" But if it was like a violent crime, then nevermind.

No! Sirius!!

I'm all about all the female gaze in the second season!

I think this is sad, but why do people only care about dogs? I worked at an animal shelter that euthanized an average of 30 cats/week, but never any dogs. Because dogs are always adopted.

'50s

Well you gotta listen to that whole, "You have one missed call. Your missed call from 5... 5... 5... - 5... 5... 5... 5... was received on June... 17... 2014... at 4... 15... am... Here is your voicemail... Right... now..."

YESSS!! Enya!!!

Wait. These things are called Dirt Bag? Is there a way of knowing which articles do stuff like this? Like sometimes I miss them because I'm not interested in the top story, but I want to see the rest!

What are some back stories that aren't federal offenses? I'm interested!

Now this is going to sound dumb, but what does rhyme with, "hug me"? I think I'm missing something.

OMG. I'm never going to be caught up on Orange is the New Black, and the spoilers won't stop!