I hereby propose a category for “best manual-transmission car jalops say they’ll buy up but ends up selling 10 per year.”

Can we start the nominations for the Motor Balls COTY awards?

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

If there were such thing as QOTD it’d be all yours. But since we have COTD around here, NO SOUP FOR YOU.

I’m buying the Bugatti brand. I’m bringing honesty back to the auto industry. I’m scrapping the whole ‘heritage’ bullshit and moving into full-blown truth-in-advertising. This is based on the people who buy Bugattis, no longer about the cars themselves.

let me guess you’ve got the rest of the 14 year old Japanese girl buried in the back yard?

Can’t hit 550 ft pounds AND meet emissions. Just ask VW

From 30HP

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

$15.00????? CP all day long! Might have said NP if it was less than $10…

Not bad, but I think foxbodymiata’s was better.

Hell, a six month electrical warranty could bankrupt all of VAG.

Changing a starter on a BMW m42 on an e36. Some engineers thought it would be funny to cram everything on the top right corner of the engine bay, then put the starter underneath it all. Did I mention it’s a canted motor, and that the starter is nicely cradled on the block so that you can’t pull it from the bottom? It…

JAguar LOtus Plymouth NIssan Koenigsegg (Resubmitting because of improved export and slightly revised design, damn you uneditable comments!)

Kids hand-prints on the glass doors, amirite?

Caffeine is not expressly prohibited. Lots of people assume that since coffee and tea made the list, that caffeine has to be the common factor. The entire point and overarching message of the Word of Wisdom (the document that actually lays out what is/is not suggested) is to take such care of your body as to not…

As a fellow Mormon Jalop, I second this. This guy has obvious problems, and needs to be stopped.

This thread is bound to head this way so...