That’s true, but I have a zillion ideas for content that, ya know, sort of involve it actually being here!

Get over yourself. Dear god.

Yes. Stay tuned. And don’t ask when.

I had high hopes, but low expectations. I’m happy to report that this has exceeded my expectations, and is everything I hoped it would be.

Ahem...

Boost Unit? lol wut... it sounds like a creepy pickup line by some “bro” trying to chat up a girl at a car event. “Hey baby...check out my boost unit?”

I don’t know why, but I’m convinced that this will actually be good, fun show. I’m also convinced it’ll last at most a single season, and turn into the car-guy’s Firefly.

El Chapo’s got the hip fire perk.

U.N. Security Council Meeting:

Whats the conversion from megaton to Trumps ?

Huh. So apparently there are speeder bikes that come equipped with hyperdrive.

It’s Wedge. You can tell the difference because Luke flies with assists while this bloke ain’t got any.

Trench run anyone?

This is Jalopnik, not Gawkganistan. We can take a joke.

He should have over nighted them from japan.

Ok, but if I see it I’ma draw dust dicks on it...

I buy a lot of stuff on the internet, but I still go to the local part store when I’m mid-job and realize I need another part. Also, if I have to do a core exchange I’m not ordering it through the internet. I think the nature of shadetree mechanic jobs somewhat insulates auto parts stores from the internet…

Nerdy Hitler, Waluigi and Alec Baldwin walk into a bar...

These rims, on this car remind me of the Grinch, two sizes, too small. :(

I think this represents the peak of civilization. It’s democracy stacked on top of a double cheeseburger launched in an Apollo rocket to the moon.