Two dozen honeybuns and four big Macs from outside will buy just about anything. I volunteer to get the Big Macs.

Someone should set up an Ass-Kickstarter™...

Elon Musk is My Favorite Martian.

You make some solid points. If Elon Musk really is an alien though, I’m ok with it.

“Some people are like, I want to go to Haiti, and I want to go to Thailand, and I want to get orphans, and I want to get prostitutes off the street. I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

If your 3yo tells you he is going to fly, do you really expect him to put on a cape and go jump off the roof? The woman had 3 other kids with her and admits she made a mistake. But as someone who has worked in a children’s museum (and I mentioned this in another post), I have personally witnessed hundreds of lost kids…

Shit, this breaks my heart.

Especially considering this law is intended to allow Edrogan to now purge any dissenters from power. One step closer to ethnic cleansing. RIP secular democracy.

Someone owes you a dollar.

Cameron Diaz and Aubrey Plaza.

It is appalling how long it has taken to get any attention on this issue. The disappearance of Aboriginal Women and girls in our country has been routinely swept under the rug. One reason why that shitbag Robert Pickton got away with being a psychopathic murderer of women undetected for so many years. The scary thing…

I suspect the dudes getting mad didn’t really know anything about Mad Max or just weren't paying attention. A surprising number of action movies hinge on the bravery of a woman, but since the women also have to serve the apparently more important role of being eye candy, dudes don’t even notice the rare occasion when…

Don’t forget the meltdown they had over Mad Max, and it’s not even like Charlize was playing Max. Lmao.

Love her forever, don’t care what anyone says

“model looks”

So the old routine of your team didn’t make it this far in the playoffs is “positively roasted” and “burnt to a crisp”? You’ve got a pretty low bar for this sort of thing.

If you got a problem, yo, I’ll solvent.

Gosh I know right? Were they hoping the torque of their spinning arms would somehow make their punches better?

The reason Screamy Bitch was able to take that punch is because none of them were punching. They were just swinging their arms around randomly like a bunch of drunk bar bros and hoping they hit something. If anyone there had known how to fight, this would’ve been way bloodier. Guess it’s good no one did.