Now we just need Samsung to buy Ferrari and we’re set...

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

First gear: Where’s the surprise there? We’ve known 37,500 in an “unofficial” capacity for months now.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

This ship is Littoraly almost impossible to sink.

Trainer: What’s your name?

And it just needs a 5.0 badge for trolling rollin’

Disgusting.

When keeping it real...goes wrong.

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.

Also, blame driver education: it’s all about driver safety, nothing about driving principles and how best to keep traffic moving.

They laughed at my job. I laughed at their screams!

all this talk about pirates and boats and no one links this:

Been there, done that. The simple email address isn’t any more or less useful/helpful than the contact form. If the dealer doesn’t have the right processes in place, it is all useless. And, I hate to tell you this, but not having time for bullshit is a two-way street. Dealers know they’re much more likely to get a…

Coulda been a crub and a fents too

That Lambo really Totes My Goats!

So 50 Cent, the guy who filled his driveway with borrowed cars from Steven Cohen (complete with their Greenwich Concours stickers on them) for his MTV Cribs episode and once told me in person that the “50" Edition Pontiac G8 GXP he was hawking was “modified with a Corvette engine,” is gonna save Top Gear? Right.

Have to wait until 2024, or make him move to Canada. I'm ok with either.